<embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/72476/video&autostart=false&image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/tn_wish.jpg&bufferlength=3&embedded=true&title=Child%20Bankrupts%20Make-A-Wish%20Foundation%20With%20Wish%20For%20Unlimited%20Wishes"></embed><br/><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/child_bankrupts_make_a_wish_0?utm_source=embedded_video">Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation With Wish For Unlimited Wishes</a>
